If you see a giant centipede, destroy it with your laser. Centipedes are not only bad, they are gross.
When your building gets taken over by men in hats, you can use elevators to avoid them and their brand of evil.
Chefs take note! Creating giant sandwiches in your home is your right as a citizen of Gameland. If you are attacked by a crazed fried egg while working, try shaking some pepper at it or crushing it under the mighty weight of a giant bun.